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I am currently putting together a book of essays, because that is the kind of snooty person I have become. It will be a compilation of some previously published work, some new work and perhaps a needlessly large, cross-referenced bibliography...or maybe a glossary to a made up language, like in Dune or A Clockwork Orange. But probably it'll just be the essays. But in a cool, marketable package with a strong point of view and great dust jacket.
Of course, I have not become so snooty that I've forgotten the allure of a free sample. So here you go. Eat up.
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| Emasuclation in a Jiffy
Nothing makes me feel less like a man than going for an oil change
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Have a Very Jewish Christmas...
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The only real summer job I ever had was as a camp counselor...
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My initial reaction was, "How the hell can I weasel out of this?"...
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| Psychic Babble
Who knew that a little cheap soothsaying would turn out to be so costly?
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| Making the cut
Little did I know what my nephew’s bris-day honor would entail
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| Let the Games be gone
My grip on self-worth is tenuous enough
without the Olympics rubbing 16-year-old gymnasts in my face
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|  Tough-Love Graduation
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| I Have a Dream
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| The Post Modern Ironic Wink
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